You want to hear about my Omegle chat? Here it is!

Stranger: sha boink boink la ha who, u and me baby
You: I accidentaly a whole pencil.
You: Is this bad?
You: ?
Stranger: accidentally what, a whole pencil?
You: I accidently a whole pencil, help!
You: How do I a hospital?
Stranger: how do you accidentely a pencil
You: I doctors & nurses.
You: Can I surgery?
Stranger: yes please
You: Should I hospital?
Stranger: no
You: Should I for rescue?
You: Have you pedo-bear?
Stranger: no
Stranger: eat banans
You: How do I banana?
Stranger: banans eat you
You: Soviet Russia?
Stranger: secret police
You: OMG! The germans are coming!
Stranger: all of them, at once
You: Should I man the machine gun?
You: Or should Private Ryan get in the tank?
Stranger: can i surgery?
You: AFTER THE WAR, DAMNIT!
You: D:
You: He is killing jews.
You: WE CANT STOP NOW!
Stranger: i have a splody thingy
You: KTHXBAI
You have disconnected.